開會時──

「如果炒你，都會依足法律程序賠返俾你。」

被恐嚇
被要求提升士氣
（其實士氣因而受打擊）

好想，
真的好想，
好想好想爆粗！
是屎留耳乎囤仍系伯囤乎抄門易屎粕畈升

咩事啫？要炒快D炒我啦。

憶起當年……

中四、五時，某劉同學曾跟我說，她有個阿姨，30歲了，但連買對波鞋也要攤大手板問阿爸阿媽攞錢。

想到自己，雖然未到30，雖然不致買對鞋也要攤大手板，
但好像也好不了多少……

An email sent 2 years ago, on 15 Nov 2006

Dear XX*,

I would love to say a Big Thanks to you, since recently I am quite unhappy with my job -- Last night you told me that you/your boss considered my translation for XXXX nice, this really comforted/encouraged me a lot in such a time for me.

Anyway this is something very personal to myself but I just want to say thank you. And I guess you must be working busily for XXXX, so...Cheers! :)

Best,
Polly

* XX is Shing Kut Sze Hon.

SO, is November always a hard time for me?

變態中女的獨白

寧願不吃飯
好，就不吃飯
於是買了個包來吃
吃了，但還是餓
於是又買了些炸両來吃
吃了，但還是餓